Wildwood's Original Tofu-Veggie Burgers

Wildwood's Original Tofu-Veggie Burgers are impressive in size, and they are rare in that they don't come frozen. Sadly, both of these distinctions do nothing to overcome the fact that these are pretty boring alt-burgers.
The Tofu-Veggie Burgers are considerably bigger than your average patty. Most alt-meat boxes come with four 2.25-2.5 oz. patties. The Tofu-Veggie patties are an impressive 3.25 oz. each. That's a full 30-44% bigger. Unfortunately, patty size doesn't affect taste. In the case of these patties, it's just 44% more blandness.
The taste, texture, and appearance of these patties reminded me a lot of quiche. But what makes quiche good is what you put in the quiche. Without tasty ingredients, you're left with just watered-down eggs, which is not very appetizing. It was pretty much the same with the Tofu-Veggie Burgers. The main ingredients in the Tofu-Veggie Burgers - yellow onion, carrot, kale, and garlic powder - did nothing to help save the taste. At least I was full after eating one of the patties, I guess.
I will definitely try Wildwood's other Tofu-Veggie Burgers, but I just hope they have more taste than the Original.


