Quorn's Chik'n Patties

Posted on Mar 6th, 2008 by Jamie • 
More info: Quorn

After I survived eating a Naked Chik'n Cutlet last month, I was hesitant about volunteering for another game of Russian roulette with my organs. But I am a soldier, and it is my duty to review all alt-meat products for the greater good. So I loaded up my gun with a Quorn Chik'n patty and fired away.

After having previously chewed my way through the dull-tasting Naked Chik'n Cutlets, I was hoping that Quorn's Chik'n patties benefited from the universal law of "bread it, and it will be good." It seems Quorn has found a way to break even this universal constant. Even the breading on these alt-chicken patties was tasteless. Which forced me to focus more on the un-chicken-like tasting "meat" of the patty. Quorn: 0, Bland: 2.

On the plus side, however, I did survive another Quorn meal with no rashes or paralysis. And these patties are legitimately larger than your average patty. But "bland" is a bit like infinity - more bland is still just plain bland.

I was surprised again, however, to discover that Quorn packaged their food without plastic, leaving the cutlets with only a thin layer of pervious, folded cardboard to protect them. Shouldn't this be illegal? Maybe it is, and those who try and report Quorn to the authorities are the ones that mysteriously get dysentery. If that's true, I guess I'd better shut up. I like my lower intestine blood-free.

Tags: chicken


Shawn3320 days ago
I really don't appreciate all of the fear mongering in these posts about Quorn products, the amount of people who claim an allergic reaction is no different than the number of people allergic to wheat or peanuts or any number of common food products. My entire family has been eating their products ever since they hit the market shelves (yes, we like them quite a bit), and yes, we also eat other alt|meat products as well, but I'm surprised that anyone would posts fear based concerns that don;t hold up to legitimate science - YES, people are allergic to a lot of things, I'm actually allergic to peaches, nectarines and other pitted fruits.. does it make them bad, no, it just means my body is different, if Quorn products caused more allergic reactions than other foods I would agree with posting those warnings, but this is not the case and I want to support any decent company that is providing us with alternatives. Why they don't individually wrap things... good question ;-)
Jamie3320 days ago
I don't actually believe the CSPI study all that much. I just find it to be quite humorous, and I just don't don't like Quorn stuff at all. So I have no problem ripping on them a little, if it'll make my reviews a little more interesting. ;)
RaVeN ChAoS3108 days ago
I actually have enjoyed these in the past along with the garlic herb ones
Alexy3039 days ago
These are great. After trying these I wouldn't go back to boca, gardenburger or morning star for their fake chicken products. I wouldn't put these in the microwave though. Bake them in the oven, lots better.
Melissa2974 days ago
I absolutely loved the chikn cutlets and was pleasantly surprised by the taste. I was not, However, pleasantly surprised by the enormous rash that has since appeared all over my body. Awesome.
Veganbyproxy2692 days ago
Not vegan :(
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Carolyn2318 days ago
The Quorn products are really tasty. Unfortunately they contain egg whites so are not vegan.

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